Saturday, 15 May 2010

Borat rips it up.


Up the Hill Out of Skipton the new lad "Borat"aka Danny Walmsely set such mind blowing tempo that Old Tom Garwell lost his Bottle and disappeared off the back.

A few digs here and there but Borat brought them all back.

Borat was definitely on for the win until he had an unlucky mechanical at Flasby.

The group was just about to settle down for a sprint but Matt had a different idea attacking after Falsby going clear with the Jolly green giant aka Ady Rudd.

Dillon then got on the front and narrowed the gap with his awesome turn of speed.

Matt stayed clear to take the win showing he is fully recovered form his recent illness.

Then came Richard and Jough just catching a fading JGG Ady Rudd on the line.

1ST Matt
2nd Richard
3rd Jough.

Saturday, 8 May 2010

Shack attack goes out for a Duck

A massive group left a windy Keighley this morning.
No really major Attacks today the group just split in the cross winds.

As the group rounded the Duck Pond Mother duck and her four duckings decided to try cross the road causing Shack to bunny hope them. Luckily no duck were hurt

Richard ended up leading out in a howling tail wind so none of the upstart Kids from Glendene could get round anyone on there kids gears in the 38 mph sprint finish


1st Jough
2nd Mick Day
3rd Tom Garwell


The Route.

Monday, 3 May 2010

May Day Madness. Bank Holiday double points


3rd May Results

1st Lloyd K
2nd Richard H
3rd Jough Watson


Saturday, 1 May 2010

1st May Results


Richard takes the Biscuit


1st Richard Harrison
2nd Shack
3rd Lloyd


Friday, 30 April 2010

24th April 2010 result

1st Lloyd Kellett
2nd Tall Dirt Wheels bloke?
3rd Sid Barras.

anyone know who the Dirt Wheels Bloke is?

Thursday, 15 April 2010

No Tash Please


Facial hair will be shunned upon. and negative points may be awarded

Sunday, 11 April 2010

Saturday Results 10th April


As the sun glinted off bright white kits and training camp tans were displayed like medals, the faint rumble of carbon rims hummed as almost 50 rolled out of Keighley.

A cagey affair out of Skipton as none seemed willing to attack the largest bunch of the year. The duck pond passed and still the pace was modest. Eager to stretch things a little, the brilliant Tom Garwell lit things up with a surge up the Angel hill opening a small gap, brought back by the rarely seen lesser spotted Seth. Dirt Rider Billy then set tempo towards Flasby. Keen to show off the ever increasing array of day glow stickers adorning the back of his mucky bike, the lively Chris Young made a couple of attempts to ride away. As the bunch pegged him back even Bruce was spotted testing his legs off the front. The pretenders gathering down the final hill, Scott Thwaites decided to make everyone look silly and ride off the front Ekimov style.....alas stirling work by Big Australian John and Bruce closed the gap. Scott leading things out, Big John started the sprint followed by Mick Day. Enter the man, Tom Garwell. Springing like a salmon (on a bike) off Mick's wheel, Garwell gritted his teeth and tore towards the line, hearts sinking at such a breathtaking turn of pace. The classy Garwell took his maiden victory with dignity and grace (he honestly didn't embarras himself by whooping and hollering like an American and definately didn't turn round and call Mick an old
gimmer)

1st - Tom Garwell
2nd - Mick Day
3rd -We don't know and who cares? There's only one winner
Race report: er........Tom Garwell